Pirate Jokes
So ye be after some funny pirate jokes then, me hornswaggling bucko?
Well, begad, 'ere be a booty of them to addle your brain. Just be sure ye don't scuttle yer ship or fall from ye lookout as yer read 'em.
1) How much does a pirate pay for his earrings?
2) What’s a pirate’s favourite hair cut?
3) What’s a pirate’s favourite country?
4) What’s a pirate’s favourite vegetable?
5) What’s a pirate’s favourite letter?
6) Why are pirates pirates?
7) What are pirates afraid of?
8) Where do pirates keep their cookies?
9) Why couldn’t the pirate play cards?
10) What key are a pirate’s favourite songs in?
11) Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
12) Why must a pirate eat his peas?
13) Why do pirates take so long to learn the alphabet?
14) What are a pirate’s least favourite vegetables?
15) What did the pirate say when he caught his wooden leg in the freezer?
16) Why do pirates keep getting their alphabet wrong?
17) What grades did the pirate get at school?